Best Rum Cake Ever Joke

In a preheated oven to 325 bake the cake for 1 hours.

Best rum cake ever joke.

Turn off the heat and mix in the rum. Funny joke i heard from a retired dad at a birthday party a man walks into a pub with a tiny box in one hand and a weird looking lamp in the other. Some of the variations of a rum cake that are known are a golden rum cake rum baba rum soaked cake and a few others. To be sure the rum is of the highest quality pour 1 level cup of rum into a glass and drink it as fast as you can.

Before you start sample the rum and check for good quality. Select a large mixing bowl measuring cup etc. Grease oven and turn cake pan to 350 gredees. I told you face down on the floor.

With an electric mixer beat butter in large fluffy bowl. 1 cup dried fruit. 1 or 2 quarts rum. He takes a seat right at the bar orders a rum and coke and opens the little box.

Fold in chopped butter and strained nuts. Therefore we have a black cake which has two names the second name is caribbean rum soaked fruit cake which is exactly what a rum cake is just with a little bit extras. 1 or 2 quarts rum. Add one babblespoon of brown thugar or whatever color you can find.

Let it cool and prepare the rum. Sift 1 2 pint lemon juice. Sample the rum again. Now pour whole mess into the coven and ake.

Sample the rum again. Add one babblespoon of brown thugar or whatever color you can find. Joke recipe this recipe has been checked for typos there are none ingredients. Fold in chopped butter and strained nuts.

Check the rum again. Add 4 eggs 1 2 cup cold water 1 2 cup vegetable oil and 1 2 cup baquardi rum 80 proof. In a saucepan melt the butter and mix in the water and sugar and boil for 5 minutes while stirring. Sugar and beat again.

1 tsp baking soda. Check the rum again and bo to ged. It must be just right. Lol the original recipe calls for dark rum i had regular clear rum.

Now pour whole mess into the coven and ake. Now select a large mixing bowl measuring cups spatula etc. Check that rum again for quality. Check the rum again and bo to ged.

Try it again with an electric beater beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add 1 seaspoon of. Recipe best rum cake ever. Sift 1 2 pint lemon juice.

Before you start sample the rum to check for quality. Grease oven and turn cake pan to 350 gredees.